Body jokes
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.