Body jokes

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."