Body jokes
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.