Body jokes
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
You're so skinny that you fall.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.