Body jokes
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Memes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Can you see me?
Your d*** size...
What is your body like? Soft.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.