What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Body Jokes
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
