Body jokes

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

What is a skeleton's favorite food?

Ribs.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.