Body jokes
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
I thought it said holo..
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Really bad penis joke.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
I wear a nose on my forehead.
My penis is on fire.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.