Body jokes
My balls.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Memes
really is there
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Mine never stops.