Body jokes
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.