Body jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
My dick harder than stone, man.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Back bent.
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.