Body jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Memes
Daikon legs.
My balls.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.