Body jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Memes
I thought it said holo..
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
My balls.
Back bent.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Daikon legs.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.