Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
