My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Body Jokes
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
My balls.
Back bent.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Daikon legs.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
