Body jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
My balls.
Back bent.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Daikon legs.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”