Body jokes

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

You're so skinny that you fall.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What is a skeleton's favorite food?

Ribs.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.