Dick and Elderly Person

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is sayin' that old people and dicks are alike 'cause they're both short. Get it? Short... like your attention span. Based bear out!

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