Body jokes
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Penis, neck, rope?
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My dick itches.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
More like your anus.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Poop and balls through the walls!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.