Body jokes
My dick itches.
Penis, neck, rope?
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Memes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
More like your anus.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.