Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My dick itches.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Memes
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Dick in my mouth.
Boobies!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.