Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Body Jokes
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Dick in my mouth.
Boobies!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Suck my balls!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Poop and balls through the walls!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
