Body jokes

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

I have no legs.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

I have a body count of 7.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.

Me: Wow, they found the body already?

Dad: :/

My penis is on fire.