Body jokes
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Memes
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
My dick itches.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.