Body jokes
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
My dick itches.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!