Body jokes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."