Body jokes
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Mine never stops.