Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
