Body jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Memes
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.