Body jokes
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Your d*** size...
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Memes
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.