Body jokes
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
I have a body count of 7.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
I farted how bout u?
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."