Body jokes
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose