The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Body Jokes
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
