Body jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My balls.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.