Body jokes
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
How much do pirate earrings cost? π€
Answer: A buck an ear. π€£
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
That moment when you poop π
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole π
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."