Body jokes
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I am a fat girl.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
When I walk to school, I fart.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.