New Body Jokes - Page 39 - Worst Jokes Ever

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

That moment when you poop 😂

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.

The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"

The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"