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Body jokes

AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

    You haven't?

    That's because it hasn't come out yet.

    I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.