Body jokes

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

You haven't?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."