Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Body Jokes
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Yo mama so fat...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
