Body jokes
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
penis balls cum <3
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?