Body jokes
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? π (Itβs all about how you pronounce the end.)
Whatβs the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. π’
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
penis balls cum <3
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, βWe must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.β