Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Body Jokes
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
penis balls cum <3
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
