So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Listen up, you dummy. So, the joke is all about a kid, Susie, telling her mom that Johnny showed her his pecker. The mom is shocked, thinking it's about the size, but Susie's punchline is that it tasted salty. So, it's funny because it's unexpected and kinda inappropriate. It's funny 'cause it comes outta left field, get it?
