Bear

Aiden

Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ

Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear

A:Delici-Oso

White

Anonymous

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama

Flat

Bri

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

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Puns

Anonymous

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

Stupid jokes

I don give my name

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!

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Sister

Funny joke master

I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂

Sea

Anonymous

why was the sea sad? because it was blue

Night

Allan C.

Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.

Atom

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you

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Name

Done

Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo

Tower

Dolphin

Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Puns

Anonymous

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection

Red

Ello

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

Sun

Gwen

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was… NO FRICKIN’ HATIN’ IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Angel

watersharky

-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She’s got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I’m getting colder But how could I hate her, she’s such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She’s got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-

Red

Anonymous

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

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Paint

flying high

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

  • in Washington D.C.

Night

Gwen

Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!

(Classic)

Roast

Anonymous

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen