Blue jokes
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!