Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…

Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue

What’s red and blue and runs up your leg

A homesick miscarriage

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

(classic)

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

roses are red violets are blue…i fucked your mothers ass and she had you

Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache

roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.

Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you

roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you’re as ugly as poo

Rose are red velvet is blue so are they

Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you

1 2 3 4 5. I’m old enough to drive, for now I’m still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with