Uranus

Anonymous

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

Woman

Mr Big Fart

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Red

Chase

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Cheese

Anonymous

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Moo

Gwen

It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…

Baby

Mail man tom

Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue

Legs

Anonymous

What’s red and blue and runs up your leg

A homesick miscarriage

Sadness

Gwen

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

(classic)

Rose

shan and mon

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Comeback

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue…i fucked your mothers ass and she had you

Red

Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.

Kobe

Anonymous i am

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Brother

robert

roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.

Red

Roasted

Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you

Anti-jokes

TTJJ

roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you’re as ugly as poo

Violet

Anonymous

Rose are red velvet is blue so are they

Alien

Leland

Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you

Crash

Gwen

1 2 3 4 5. I’m old enough to drive, for now I’m still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Smell

Ello

hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with