Blue jokes
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.