Blue jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.