Blue jokes
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.