Blue

Blue Jokes

Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Death

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Death

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Queen

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Fish

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Eye

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Paint

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

Oreo

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Killer

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Rape

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Dildo

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.