Blue jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.