Blue jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

Blue Winston.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Slept in my Rocky Horror T-shirt, woke up and seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.