Hairline Blueprint

This is a roast that exaggerates how far back someone's hairline is by comparing it to the blueprint of the Great Wall of China, which is very long.

• Hairline
• Great Wall Of China
• Construction
• Blue
• Wall
• China

• I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
• Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
• Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
• Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.