Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
