Blue

Blue jokes

Aid

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.