Blue jokes
How did a city like Detroit, Michigan, which is in Wayne County, Michigan, in the 21st century, become the largest city in the United States that has the largest population of black Christian nationalists in the United States in the 21st century?
When the 64% of the coons in the city of Detroit, Michigan, which is in Wayne County, Michigan, in the 21st century, finally accepted the fact that they are racially inferior to all of the white Caucasians that are Scandinavian in Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, and Sweden, that are very tall and have blond hair and blue eyes. And after they finally accepted the fact that Germans that also are very tall, and have blond hair, and have blue eyes, and that are also born in Frankenmuth, Michigan, and that are also residents in Frankenmuth, Michigan, are also the Aryan master race. And after the fact that they finally accepted the fact that African-Americans in the city of Detroit, Michigan, in Wayne County, Michigan, are useless eaters and are useless to everyone because of the fact that they are the missing link to evolution. 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.