Blue Jokes

What’s Blue and comes in Brownies? Cub scouts.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵

Which ones super super corny? 🤨🤨

.What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue

2. What's blue and super hard to see

Dark blue (🤔)

Everyone just as a warning stay AWAY from akeld!

what color is sonics ball.

Blue because he keeps getting rejected

what did rainbow say to the other rainbow

nothing it was feeling blue

Tj hairline is so far back blues clues can't find it

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!!!

Pop-up P

My hair is blue and I'm blue!

Blueface baby

some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks

When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"

THIS IS CRAZY! LITTLE JOHNNY DIED!!!

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!