What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

how old is a blue plane

blue

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

When you pull out but the baby’s face turns blue

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you

What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag

Blueface baby

Rose’s are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)

roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you

some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks

Why are smurfs blue

Because they get bruises all the time

roses are red, violets are blue, i am gay, so are you.

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!! I hate having dyslexia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S… The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to ‘When You Wish Upon A Window’, with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

well i dont have a joke but…i have a poem my dick is red your pussy is blue i…lied to you