Blue Jokes

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck

roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u

Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars

What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit

I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!