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Test answer

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Girl

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Question

A baby with a mischievous grin sits in a field, hands clasped together. Text overlay reads: "When you yell 'GREEN' during a Kahoot question knowing that the answer is actually blue."

Color

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Insult

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

Vulgarity

Kid

A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."

Racism

When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...

A panel from a Smurfs comic shows several blue Smurfs surrounding and holding down a single black Smurf. The black Smurf appears distressed.

Privilege

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Jew

The image contains the text 'roses are red, violets are blue' above the text 'I can't believe that I fucked a jew'. A link to xvideos.com is also on the image.

Fentanyl

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

Eye test

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

Gender Stereotype

The image features a split screen. The top half shows a close-up of two animated alien characters, Stitch (blue) and Angel (pink) from the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch, kissing. The bottom half contains a text-based meme formatted as a conversation between a 'guy at disney' and a 'disney ceo'. The conversation sarcastically explains the stereotypical design choices made for Angel to signify her as female, specifically mentioning long antennae, mascara, a protruding chest, and the color pink.

Fire

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Number

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

Logo

WHHHYYYY

Dark Humor

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

Equation

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Song

A blue, animated figure with a somewhat sad expression is singing the lyrics 'I'm Blue da ba dee dabba da-ee.' In the background, a man is visible.

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