Blue jokes

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with flat armbands!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.