Blue jokes
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Blueface baby!
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-