Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck
