Blue jokes
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.