Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
Your penis is literally BLUE
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
red,black,blue The colors of life
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
