Blue jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.