Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Rose's are red my cum is blue I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
