Blue jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Uranus is blue.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.