Roses are Red, Basement is Full of Kids

Okay, blach66, listen up. You post stuff online, which means you have access to the internet. This text uses the setup of a classic poem, "Roses are red, violets are blue..." then it takes a dark turn by saying there are "kids in my basement", followed by a threat to the reader that "you'll be there soon". That's not normal, dude, people don't have kids in their basement. This implies something messed up is going on, making it dark humor. It's also disturbing because it implies the author is gonna kidnap you.