Blue jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.