Blue jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!