Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
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How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Have you met bofa? Bofa deez blind kids!
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Why are blinds called blinds
Because when they aren’t closed they a blinding
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
My friend is blind so he can nosy
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
why are half of the orphans blind? cuz they cant find there parents
