Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Cuz you are blind
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
how do u punish a blind kid? move to a new house
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
