You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Why are there blind people? Because there is
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
why can't helen keller drive cause shes already dead
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
