Blind Jokes

How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind

A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar, And A Table, And A Chair.

A blind man went to a restaurant.

menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!

How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.

What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer

what do an orphan and a blind person that is the same they both cant see there perants

What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"

i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time

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I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.