Blind jokes
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Bird Box.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
I wish I was blind.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"