Sensory jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

The happier they get, the less they see.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"