Sensory jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

The happier they get, the less they see.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.