Sensory jokes
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
someting you should not send your blind friends
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
I can smell your kids!
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!