Sensory jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

The happier they get, the less they see.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.