Blind

Blind jokes

Twin Towers

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.