If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
why cant the blind man see, because he cant see
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
