What did the boy say to the girl damnnn. You pissy stankkkkk
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favourite colour
what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
Why are blinds called blinds
Because when they aren’t closed they a blinding
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
My friend is blind so he can nosy
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
