Blind jokes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.