Biology jokes
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
You gonna poop someday.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.