Biology jokes
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.