Biology jokes
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What is the difference between a tree?
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?