Biology jokes
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What does suck a sucking fish?
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
Fart a lot.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.