Biology jokes

Help! I got my brother pregnant.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.

What does suck a sucking fish?

Fart a lot.

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

What do you call a fish with no neck?

What does your head come out of... your brain?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

You gonna poop someday.

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

What do you call a too round egg?

A prEGGnant egg.

Orphans are monkeys.

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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