Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
There are more than two genders.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
My superpower is that I can create life.
Fart a lot.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.