Biology jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Fart a lot.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
You gonna poop someday.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Orphans are monkeys.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".