Biology jokes
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Fart a lot.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
You gonna poop someday.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".