Biology jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
You gonna poop someday.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Fart a lot.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does your head come out of... your brain?