What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Biology Jokes
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
You gonna poop someday.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Orphans are monkeys.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
