Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! The joke is that "nuts" can refer to the food squirrels like to eat or... you know... a man's nethers. Because squirrels carry their nuts, they have to keep them dry, get it? I question whether you know that squirrels can swim, though probably not on their backs. That's why you are here.