What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
