Palm Tree jokes
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Community talk
On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.
end of part 3start of part 4 Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.
Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.