Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.