Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.