Biology jokes
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What is the difference between a tree?
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.