Biology jokes
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.