Biology jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.