Biology jokes
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.