Biology jokes
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?