What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Biology Jokes
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Ur adopted.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
