Biology jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
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When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"