Biology jokes
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.