Biology jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Ur adopted.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Memes
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!