Biology jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ur adopted.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!