Biology jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Ur adopted.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.