Deer With No Eyes

  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.

    Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that when someone asks what you call a deer with no eyes, you're supposed to say, "No idea." Then, when they ask about a deer with no eyes AND no legs, you STILL say, "No idea." Get it? It's like, duh, you STILL have no idea! I can't believe I have to explain this.

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