Biology jokes
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.