Biology jokes
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.