Biology jokes
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.