What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
