Biology jokes
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Memes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.