Biology jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Memes
NIGGAAA
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.