Biology jokes
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.