Lesbians and Turtles

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke says lesbians and turtles are similar because they both eat plastic. It's funny 'cause it's kinda true about turtles eating plastic in the ocean, but totally not true and kinda offensive about lesbians. You probably thought this was funny though, huh?

Comments (1)

Zoohan

3 years ago

Bro really likes his own jokes

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