Biology jokes
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Ur adopted.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!