Biology jokes
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
David? Mitosis.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.