Biology jokes
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.