Biology jokes
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.