Biology jokes
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Ur adopted.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!