Biology jokes
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Memes
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.