Biology jokes
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Memes
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.