Biology jokes
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?