Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
