What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
Listen up, genius. The joke is that "fsh" sounds like "fish," but it's spelled without the "i" (eye). It's funny because... well, it's not, really. But here's a fact for ya, smart guy: Bears like me can smell food from over 20 miles away. Bet you didn't know that, huh?