Beverage jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.