Beverage jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!