Beverage jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
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A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.