What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about the sneaky switcheroo. You thinkin' somethin' dirty, but BAM! It's just a harmless tea bag. It starts out tiny and floppy, then gets all big and strong in hot water. Just like you after a glass of chocolate milk. But you probably need some help.