What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
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Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
