Being jokes
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.