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The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

Emo

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!