Being jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
A black cat will be racist next.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.