Being jokes
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
We’ll be back.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.