Being jokes
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.