Being jokes
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.