Being jokes
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Can i have a girlfriend?
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
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