Being jokes

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.

Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

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I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.

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What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

There are many types, good and bad, all at a reasonable price (€3.90 per week), and you can buy crushed stone for €5. It can be fresher and tastier than ever.

What do you call a person?

A person.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!

My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭