Being jokes
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.