Being jokes
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.